Yeah so, happy late Labor Day!! So this weekend, the offspring and myself spent a night at my parents' humble abode. While there, my mother asked this beautiful child of mine, what the strip of leather that holds her pants up was called, pointing at it, my kid said "pants!" thinking she was so smart like 'hell yeah, duh you old grandma, of course I know what those are...' So my mother points at this leather piece again asking what it is called. My kid said with exuberance "A TRAP!". Yes kid!!!! It is a trap that all women wear on their pants to hold in the fat that we get in our lower stomach after having you eat us alive from the inside and make our skin stretch way beyond what is humanly possible. It is a trap to hold aaalll of that flabby skin in! Thanks. My beautiful, lovely, smart child.